OHMYGOSH THIS IS BLATANTLY MY NEW ELLJAY, corrlitz, yeah boy!
Yo, wassup? Iz Lauraa *points at self* and I iz the sr bznz! I'z a proud member of The Tim Minton Stalkers 8B
I'm 15 years old and I live in Eastbourne, innit! The so-called 'sunshine coast'. I'd rather live anywhere else though. I dream big, like! Tokyo, Berlin and Brighton are my favourite cities and I'ma do anything to live in one of those. Theyz interesting! I have a proper immature sense of humour and I just spazz at silly little fings tbh. But apparently I'm pretty smart so I don't know how that workss... I have loadsa loadsa inside jokes and I use quotes like normal speech so no one ever knows what I'm on about. Like, ever, seriously! But it doesn't matter too much because I never know what I'm on either.
I totally waited for a Hogwarts letter when I was eleven. And I totally do not know why I just wrote that.
Yeah, I just copied most of that off my myspace page because I'm a lazy bitch.